lifeintechnicolour-km:

dudewhocares:

it amazes me how i manage to screw up verbalizing even the most basic sentences

all of a sudden “lets go get pizza” turns into “how about we lets piatza” 

like

today at work

someone asked for dark green shoelaces (why the… don’t ask)

I said no

they said okay thanks

I said “nosorry”

as in no problem and sorry

why do I do these things

What is Jamie Lee Curtis doing on Degrassi

marziiporn:

I changed my room around

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sarvel:

I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.

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doomf:

abusivemom:

I MEAN COME ON LOOK AT IT 

I’M CRYING OMFG

Peeta is a baker. What’s the best thing you’ve ever baked?